The virus called "Love"
Love is a nuclear substance that, penetrating to the heart, spreads by electrical discharge throughout the body and is accompanied by certain symptoms. Love, as any other disease has its own stages, which sometimes flow with exacerbation from beginning with the incubation period and ending with an all-absorbing sense. And then usually happens either love absorbing a man and putting him/her in the elevator, which drives to the cloud seven, or human Ego prevails, but with the fatal effect for feelings.
Love can not be infected by airborne droplets, and it doesn't reach epidemic proportions, but a vaccine has not come up yet. Therefore symptoms of the disease should be discovered. Especially symptoms of male infatuation in order to identify men's weakness and take advantage of it.
1. In traditional conversations of men when again women's stupidity and complete lack of logic is discussed, he suddenly casts a remark: "Not all women are the same".
2. He apologizes for any trifles in a conversation and makes it even more than a woman manages to capture the reason for resentment.
3. His look is often absent-minded with a dreamy smile.
4. Bristle on his face occurs very rarely and its existence does not depend on a number of important business meetings for the week but on the frequency of visits to flower shop on the way from work.
5. When acquaintances ask: "For whom is this bouquet?", he smiles mysteriously, and friends avoid such questions, fearing another tirade about the prettiest girl, which presented him by his fate, how beautiful and charming she is.
6. His socks are now always correspond to each other by colour, and sometimes even match his shoes by tone.
7. He reads some messages with an extremely delighted face, holding his mobile phone with maternal trepidation in his hands.
8. He began to follow the fashion. Some stylish and "tasty" things began to appear in his wardrobe.
9. Office-labour action ceased to prevail in his life priorities and confident began to surrender positions in favour of affairs of the heart, which are not so useful for a career, but incredibly speeds up blood circulation and increases breathing, rhythm, pressure and pulsation of respective organs.
10. His apartment is rarely visited by bosom friends for having a glass of beer and watching sport and erotic TV programs. His home surroundings begin to remind the order.
11. He reacts differently to soap operas. Now it is more important for him with whom to watch and not what to watch.
12. Getting tight he does not become aggressive and looks for adventures, but takes a guitar and cries lyric ballads.
13. He has become less aggressive. In disputes with the chief it is now more difficult to tick him off. Subordinates notice strange loyalty to their mistakes.
14. He always loved music, but now he doesn't simply listen to it but sings songs. Moreover, despite the absence of voice and the ear for music he sings well.
15. Even the most important football matches began to surrender their positions in favour of dating.
16. He eventually stopped to tell everybody that he is going to find time to visit the gym. He has found time and now instead of talks he works out with weights.
17. Once mandatory breakfast, lunch and dinner and snacks during the intervals lost in his schedule and his thoughts
18. He sleeps not immediately, but with touched look.
19. Shadows under his eyes haven't disappeared, but they no longer add gloom and fatigue to his face because their greyness is highlighted by his shining eyes.
20. His favourite cat began to look jealously and even pretentiously to the owner, who has once again came late after work, and brought instead of her liver sausage his velour smile.
